'Frequently Asked Questions' that we made up

Whilst this site is all lovely and new, we do get the same old questions that everyone asked before, so look at them here. go on!

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Who are you people?

How do I get in touch?

I've found a broken link/spelling mistake you amateurs!

Your tutorials are too vague...

How often do you update this lovely website?

What equipment do you use?

This website uses frames. I HATE FRAMES.

The top frame and bottom frame aren't centred very nicely are they?

This design looks strangely familiar...

How Do You Say "The Explosive Diarrhoea of an Elephant" In Chinese?

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Who are you people?

We are a group of ameature film makers based in and around Exeter, South west England and have been making films in various forms since 2001. In 2002 the name "Broken Biscuit" came up and the current incarnation of the group have been working together since 2004.

How do I get in touch?

See the Contact page :::HERE:::

I've found a broken link/spelling mistake you amateurs!

Bollock! send us an email with the details and we'll get right on it!

Your tutorials are too vague...

We have tutorials? Blimey Thats news to me!

How often do you update this lovely website?

When we have somthing to say!

What equipment do you use?

For the most part we shoot on MiniDV, we use a shotgun mic for location shoots where available. we edit on adobe premiere with adobe after effects for shiny effects.

This website uses frames. I HATE FRAMES.

Sorry, we're not web designers. I just stole it all off of someone else, blame him!

The top frame and bottom frame aren't centred very nicely are they?

You're probably using Firefox. Strangely the browser that everyone raves about the most has given me the most problems. It works fine on everything else I've tested. But hey, the site still works.

This design looks strangely familiar...

In which case you're probably Dave Brain from Gukstead who was kind enough to let us use the design!

[We even asked and everything!]

How Do You Say "The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant" In Chinese?

"Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la-doo-tze"

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